Blood Trails will have you wishing for a chainring to the throat

“You can’t outride death” is the tagline to this mountain biking themed horror flick. Two messengers embark on a romantic weekend of mountain biking in the mountains of Canada, only to find themselves on the run from a homicidal downhiller. It sounds like the perfect horror movie, but turns out to be the most painfully boring cycling-thriller ever made. Watch it and you’ll be begging for the downhiller to chop the messengers to bits so you can go for a ride, clean out your garage, or do your taxes.

The best parts, however, are all in the trailer below. Watch closely, and enjoy.

http://www.bloodtrails.com/

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